Well, the black yolk became a thundercloud.
You may be wondering what happened to the iron egg. Stars were made from pieces of speckled eggshell, and thus the world was formed. One yolk slipped into the sky to form Päivätär, the Sun, while the egg white became Kuu, the glistening Moon. Ilmatar watched in amazement as the churning mixture solidified into Heaven and Earth.
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Now, cosmic eggs are delicate things, and no sooner had they touched the water than the shells cracked and a vast Cosmic Omelet was formed upon the waves.
and slowly, inevitably, the seven eggs rolled off and fell majestically into the raging sea. Slowly, carefully, she began to stretch out her leg. How do you move without waking them up? Her leg was aching, her knee was hotter than an incubator and she desperately wanted to go to the bathroom. The bird then gathered them all up, sat upon them and went to sleep.Īnd now Ilmatar was faced with a problem familiar to anyone with a household pet. Half a dozen cosmic eggs were laid, followed by an egg made of iron. So Ilmatar helpfully raised her knee and the bird came swooping down. The poor bird was desperately pregnant and looking for somewhere to land. Have you never heard of artistic license?) (Okay, it wasn’t a duck, it was an eagle. Then one day she noticed a Celestial Duck flying overhead. Unfortunately he didn’t seem inclined to make an appearance, and after seven centuries or so she began to give up hope of seeing him. And there inside her was conceived Väinämöinen, the child of the wind. She found herself buffeted and tossed by the wind’s tempestuous love-making until, exhausted, she could bear it no longer and collapsed. Her longing was so great that the East Wind itself took pity. Ilmatar, tired of counting rainbows and letting the wind play with her hair, began to long for a son. In order to qualify for the PPP loan amount received, Cosmic Omelet LLC's 2019 payroll expenses are estimated to be at least $445,440.In the beginning there was only Ilmatar, the void and a great deal of wind. Please Note: Information on estimated payroll and compensation based on PPP rules is provided for informational purposes only.īased on the standard PPP eligibility formula, it may be possible to estimate the payroll expenses represented by a company on their PPP application (see details above).
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Additionally, because this standard calculation is based on the maximum loan eligibility, it will under-estimate payroll costs if the business did not apply for the full amount of loan to which it was entitled based on its 2019 payroll expenses and other variables described above.Because salaries for PPP eligibility purposes are capped at $100k, businesses with highly-compensated employees will yield an under-estimation of actual payroll costs.This estimation assumes that the PPP recipient applied for the full amount for which they were eligible, and no other variables affected the loan amount received. Situations may exist in which it may not be accurate to estimate a PPP recipient's payroll expenses based on the amount of PPP loan received. SES - Senior Executive Service Pay Calculatorįor Cosmic Omelet LLC, the calculation used to estimate payroll costs is shown below:.FWS - Federal Wage System Pay Calculator.
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